Wednesday, February 7, 2007

American Idol – Poking Out Your Mind’s Eye

jasminecameltoe.jpgThat’s just nasty! I think we could have done without that close up last night. As if it wasn’t bad enough that Jasmine Holland was showing off things she shouldn’t have been showing off for the viewing public, she sounded terrible and had a nasty attitude to go with the look.

She said that “Randy looks like a fat slob, like he got up and put on anything”. This, coming from a woman who pried her oversized ass into a pair of undersized gauchos. Her family blamed Simon, I mean he’s not even American and they thought he should go back to…… French – until they found out he was British and then they wanted to send him back to ……British, cause you know, those British people can’t tell if Americans can sing or not.

jacobtutor.jpgThen there was Jacob Tutor who had a disturbing Charles Manson quality about him. Simon said he should have been singing his chosen song in a “very dark room”. Perhaps to his latest victim.

Tonight we have the last of the auditions, before the show moves to Hollywood. They say they have saved the best and the worst for last. I just can’t wait.

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