They Put Taylor in a Straight-Jacket!

Kellie Pickler has gone from Naughty Little Minx, to a Dolly Parton School of Fashion Graduate, according to Simon. Mr. Cowell, a word please. Isn’t American Idol your show? Isn’t this the part of the show where the contestants work with stylists in Hollywood? You might try placing the blame where the blame belongs and do a little firing. Or keep your stylists, but make sure Cojo is on hand to give his nod of approval. What the hell were they thinking?

Poor Taylor was in a suit that was about two sizes too small for him and it appeared to restrict him somewhat. I personally enjoy seeing Taylor turn into a windmill on stage. He’s like a good episode of Saturday Night Live. Most of you probably can’t remember a good episode, but it was back when John Belushi was alive.

Beautiful and talented Katharine McPhee has no dress sense whatsoever and the stylists haven’t helped that fashion disaster one bit. They put her in a maternity outfit. And did you see the shoes Mandisa was wearing? Ryan removed them for her, so that she could walk across the stage, but you don’t put that large a load on a tiny pair of high heels. It just goes against the basic laws of physics.

Bucky the Breck Girl! Oh, Bucky, how could you let them do that to your hair? Simon told him it was the Jessica Simpson look. Once again Simon, Bucky didn’t to that to himself, your people did it to him.

Who should get dumped tonight, besides the American Idol Stylists? Kevin Covais has a little Karma Call of his own coming up, and I'll be cheering if the little nerd goes. Why? He just dumped his girlfriend, to improve his popularity. Yes, he's young, too young to be saddled with a girlfriend when opportunities are knocking and there's probably more to the story, but I hope the little fart gets dumped. One good dumping deserves another.